1000+ Best Whatsapp Status | Hindi | English | Sad | Love | Funny | Cool

In today’s tech generation, Whatsapp has captured everyone’s attention and time. It is imperative of what your status says and denotes. Nowadays Whatsapp status is like the next vital thing after “oxygen”.

We bring you with the best whatsapp statuses under different genres and suiting to your mood.

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Funny Whatsapp Status

  1. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status. 
  2. Real friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together!
  3. Impressive ends with me and ugly starts with U.
  4. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works & the wife shop…
  5. 80% of boys have girlfriends rest 20% have brain.
  6. I am not your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
  7. Tom: what is on 14 February? Jerry: do you have a girlfriend? Tom: no Jerry: then it’s a weekday…
  8. I am not lazy I am just in my energy saving mode.
  9. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  10. Cell phone these days keep getting thinner and smarter people the opposite
  11. I have my moods. They never ask permission before they change.
  12. I changed my password to incorrect, so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say “your password is incorrect.”
  13. Technology doesn’t drool me until I can download food.
  14. I am single ready to mingle.
  15. Please god if you can’t make me slim make my friends fat.
  16. Our phones fall we panic. Our friends fall we laugh.
  17. I love my home, Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
  18. If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!
  19. The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drug, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.
  20. I love my six-packs so much. I protect it with a layer of fat.
  21. I want someone to give a loan and then leave me alone.
  22. Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow I fractured my motivation.
  23. I love my job when I am on vacations.
  24. I don’t always get asked out on a date. But when I do it’s on April 1st.
  25. I am so good at sleeping. I can do it for the whole day with my eyes closed.
  26. I don’t find ageing a funny thing. Reason? Wait for years till it becomes difficult for yourself to recognise you in the mirror…
  27. I never make the same mistake twice. I prefer making it five or six times, just to be sure.
  28. I wonder what Happen when Doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
  29. My teacher wears sunglasses when she teaches me because I am a bright student.
  30. Thinking yourself as an ugly person? Instead, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
  31. I wish I could donate fat like people donate blood.
  32. I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is more prominent.
  33. Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you will go to prison, and drugs are costly in prison.
  34. Having one child makes you a parent, having two you are a referee.
  35. If you are Hotter than me, does that mean I am cooler than you?
  36. Never hide your last seen from WhatsApp let people know that you are ignoring them.
  37. Be happy in front of people who don’t like you.        
  38. Women are scared of clowns but somehow still end up dating one.
  39. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend.
  40. I am sexy, and I know it.
  41. You could be the hero; you could get the gold, breaking all the records that thought never could be broke.
  42. I have an exciting date tonight, with my bed we are gone sleep together.
  43. Everything is 5x timed funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.
  44. Before you judge me, make sure you are Perfect.
  45. Some people are like slinky pretty much unless but make you smile, when you push them down the stairs.
  46. The more plan, the less you have time to enjoy the life itself.
  47. If you are Committed, married or engaged ignore this message for all other “Happy Independence Day”.
  48. Google always with you when nobody with you.
  49. Please read any book except my WhatsApp.
  50. I don’t always study. But when I do I make sure my parents notice.

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Love Whatsapp Status

    1. You have NO idea how fast my heart beats when I see YOU.
    2. Every LOVE STORY is beautiful, but ours is my favourite.
    3. Someone has stolen my heart, and you are the highest on my list of suspects.
    4. Once  I fell in Love with you, I feel in love with my life.
    5. “I will never reply your love, as its incredible.”
    6. I wanna be the last one you love.
    7. You are not my number 1; you are my only one.
    8. True love never dies it only gets stronger with time!
    9. Only you can put a smile on my face when I m sad…
    10. I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
    11. “The best king of kiss is when you have to stop because you can not help but smile.”
    12. A real relationship does not need promise, term and conditions. It just needs an “SHE” who can be loyal.
    13. I do not want to be your number one,I want to be your only one.
    14. Every moment I spent with you..is like a beautiful dream come true.
    15. I have fallen in love many times…but, always with you.
    16. Every LOVE STORY is beautiful, but ours is my favourite.
    17. I can not place anyone above you, but I can place MYSELF above you, not to be a master but to be your shield and always protect you.
    18. I love it when I catch you looking at me, then you smile and look away.
    19. Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.
    20. When you touch someone with your spirit, and in turn, they touch your soul with their heart.
    21. The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessing.
    22. Everyone says you only fall in love once. But that’s not true because everything I see you.
    23. Love is not about how much you say ‘I love you’ but how much you can prove that it’s true.
    24. You wanna know who I am in love with?Reread THE FIRST word.
    25. I never stopped loving. I was just showing it.
    26. Love leaves a memory that no one can steal, but sometimes, it leaves a heartache no one else can heal.
    27. I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
    28. Every day, every hour, every minute, and every second, I can not stop thinking of you!
    29. You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.
    30. Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.
    31. Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.
    32. If KISSING is the language of LOVE, then we have a lot to talk about.
    33. We fall in love by chance…We stay in love by choice…
    34. Relationships should be like Tom and Jerry. No matter how many times you will fight; you won’t be apart.
    35. Real love is not based on romance, candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, is based on respect, compromise, care and trust.
    36. I wish falling in love has traffic light too so that I would know if I should Go for it, SLOW DOWN, or just STOP.
    37. I am selfish because I will never you with anyone else.
    38. Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
    39. Love is rational and only love makes us truly happy and rich.
    40. I m not SINGLE. I am not TAKEN. I an simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.
    41. There is never a time or place for TRUE LOVE. It happens accidentally, in a HEARTBEAT in a single flashing, THROBBING MOMENT.
    42. I was not planning on loving you, but I am happy it happened.
    43. “But  true love is a durable fire, in mind ever burning, Never sick, never old, never dead, from itself never turning.”
    44. Love is the only language spoken by everyone but can only be understood by the heart.
    45. I love you more today than yesterday, but I love you less today than I will tomorrow…
    46. True love has the habit of coming back.
    47. You are just a memory of my love…
    48. “Patience is a key to the successful LOVER.”
    49. Life is short so..Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly…..
    50. True love is when you can not describe in words what you like about him.

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Cool Whatsapp Status

  1. Be happy in front of people who don’t like you,
  2. Don’t judge someone you don’t know, just because they sin differently than you.
  3. When I was born DEVIL said ooh shitt..Competition.
  4. All my life I thought the air was free.. until I bought a bag of chips.
  5. I am COOL, but summer made me HOT!
  6. I don’t trust words.i trust actions.
  7. A meaningful silence is always better than a meaningless WORDS.
  8. I am not Lazy I am just in my energy saving mode.
  9. Learn to find joy in life-that’s the best way to bring happiness.
  10. I am a good enough person to forgive you. But not stupid enough to TRUST you again!
  11. Life has taught me several books of lessons but I Bunked those classes too.
  12. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  13. Don’t wait for the PERFECT MOMENT take a moment and make it PERFECT.
  14. LIFE is too short to waste on hating other people.
  15. RESPECT those who deserve it not those who DEMAND it.
  16. You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.
  17. Love is easy, But the queen is busy.!
  18. People are like “Music” some say the “Truth” and rest, just noise…
  19. A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.
  20. The more you plan, the less you have time to enjoy the life itself.
  21. Change your habits, and your life opens to unlimited possibility.
  22. I choose to make the rest of my life the best of my life!
  23. If you are bad, then call me your DAD. Savage AF!
  24. Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.
  25. I know I m Awesome so I don’t care your Opinion.
  26. Life taught me a lot of lessons but I Bunked those classes too.
  27. If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
  28. There is no perfect soul without a mixture of craziness.
  29. Be happy in front of people who don’t like you,
  30. All my life I thought the air was free.. until I bought a bag of chips.
  31. I m a good enough person to forgive you.But not stupid enough to TRUST you again.
  32. I love my job when I am on vacations.
  33. Life is only as good as your mindset.
  34. Small changes can Make a big difference.
  35. When you run alone, it’s called race & when god runs with you its called grace.
  36. “An eyes with dust and a heart with trust always cry.”
  37. A genuine smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.
  38. Your friendship is a gift I enjoy opening every day.
  39. I m single ready to mingle.
  40. I am not lazy I m just in my Energy Saving Mode.
  41. Kind words cool more than cold water.
  42. It’s important to make someone happy, and it’s important to start with yourself.
  43. Of course, I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice!
  44. Always remember that you are Unique just like everyone else.
  45. Never let your friends feel lonely.Disturb them all the time.
  46. Rest of my life the best of my life.
  47. Be single don’t be foolish.
  48. I don’t need advice; I’m the expert in giving that.
  49. I always take out time for the people who take out time for me.
  50. I won’t Hurt you because I LOVE YOU.

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Best Whatsapp Status in English

  1. Learn to find joy in life – that’s the best way to bring happiness.
  2. Love motivates people to look for a solution to all problem.
  3. “Don’t judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is racking….”
  4. I don’t trust words; I Trust Actions.
  5. Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgives, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
  6. Sometimes when I say “ I m Okay” I want someone too looks me in the eyes, hug me tight and say, “ I know you’re not”.
  7. Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how to respond to it.
  8. “The most painful memory… When I walked away, and you let me go.
  9. Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
  10. Single isn’t a status, But it’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
  11. I am a good enough person to Forgive you. But not stupid enough to trust you again!
  12. You are the first and last thing on my mind every day.
  13. I’ve choosen to make the rest of my life the best of my life!
  14. Sometimes It’s tough to move on, But once you move on, you’ll realize it was the best decision you’ve ever made.
  15. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about getting out there and dancing in the rain.
  16. You are my life; You are my hopes, You are my inspiration, You are my everything.
  17. Keep faith that life will give its explanation in time. Tell your mind, just wait and see.
  18. You don’t have the key to my heart….. Because you are the key to my heart…….
  19. Searching for that one special person that will change your life? Take a look in the mirror.
  20. I’m not SHORT. I am just concentrated AWESOME.
  21. “When someone truly cares about you they make an effort”  Not an excuse.
  22. Loving you is never an option .loving you is a necessity.
  23. Life is like riding a bicycle on a roller coaster, To keep your balance, You must keep moving.
  24. Every moment I spent with you…. Is like a beautiful dream come true.
  25. Some friends come into your life for a reason, Others come only for a season.
  26. “Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, The word itself says, I’M POSSIBLE!”
  27. Be your friend and be everyone’s friend. Maintain the awareness that no one is my enemy.
  28. Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.
  29. The style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
  30. Don’t mix My personality and my attitude because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you…..
  31. Love is like war…. Easy to start, Difficult to finish & Impossible to forget.
  32. “A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.”
  33. Short and meaningful lines “ An eye with dust & a heart with trust always cries.”
  34. I think I’m afraid to be happy because whenever I do get too happy, Something bad always happens.
  35. Truly Said: Happiness leads to an excellent health. It is only you who can give this drug to yourself.
  36. Beauty is being the best possible version of yourself on the inside and out.
  37. It’s always nice to have someone in your life. That makes you smile even when they’re not around.
  38. Life is a journey, not a destination.
  39. Life is sometimes so cute, Romantic adorable and sometimes it is funny, laugh and joyful….
  40. The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’all miss you or forget you.
  41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
  42. You still make me smile. Even if you’re the reason why I’m sad.
  43. The Past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
  44. Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
  45. Aim for the moon. If you miss it, You may hit a star!
  46. Life is not always perfect, but it’s  always what you make it. So make it count, make it memorable, and never let anyone steal your happiness.
  47. I love my job when I am on vacations.
  48. Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.
  49. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
  50. Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true.
  51. Smile, Laugh in front of people who hate you. Coz ur happiness will kill them.
  52. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
  53. Sometimes when I say “I am okay”. I want someone too looks me in the eyes, Hug me tight and say “I know you’re not”.

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