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1. Drink beer & Save water!
2. Don’t kiss near your house, Love is blind, but the neighbors are not.
3. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife? Only shops!
4. Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, Still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!
5. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is indeed a blessing.
6. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!
7. Carefully edited truths are the best way to LIE. Because technically you’re not lying!
8. That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward
9. Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed?
10. Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
11. I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card
12. If your dog barks and enemies laugh, take it seriously.
13. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police
14. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
15. They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius
16. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things: give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
17. One simple Math rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
18. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
19. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
20. Roses are red; violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo, Don’t you worry, I’ll be there too, Not in the cage but laughing at you!
21. Life taught me lots of lessons, but I bunked those classes too
22. When your phone is 1% battery, and anyone who sends a message or calls becomes enemy
23. 80% of boys have girlfriends, but rest 20% boys have a brain
24. If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys!
25. I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day
26. Someone on his WhatsApp status “sleeping” since three days. He probably dead
27. 3mistakes done by everyone: WhatsApp, Facebook, and Girlfriend
28. I didn’t lose my mind ….I just sold it online
29. Warning!!! I know Karate and some other words too!!!!
30. If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart
31. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
32. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
33. Who needs television when there is so much drama you can create yourself.
34. Finally today I decided to burn a lot of calories. So, I set my neighbor’s kid on fire.
35. Here my dad comes on WhatsApp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
36. Whatsapp Status Ever… Can’t talk, wife around
37. 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single.
38. Three horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet
39. Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise “Last Seen” would be “Antim Darshan.”
40. I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
41. Hindi: Tum Mujhe ‘Hmmm’ do, main tumhe ‘K’ dunga
42. I remember those days when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had two days to find a charger.
43. What if girls can read minds… Every second a boy gets slapped
44. I have concluded that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything
45. Some people just need a High-Five, on the face
46. Love nowadays: Installing love.……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: Install money first
47. Good with the knife, Bad with my wife. Deadly! When my wife is with the knife!
48. Life is short, why waste in updating status? Right? No, Just Kidding!
49. Teachers call it cheating; students call it teamwork!
50. I Feel, Well, Like I’m gonna get on someone’s nerves today! Evilacious