Non-veg Dirty Whatspp status to Share Some Adult Jokes

This post of mine has some great hindi non-veg sexy jokes and witty short liners to share on whatsapp in messages or on status updates, we have some really clever doable jokes shared in this post and it will defiantly laugh the person reading your status –  

Whatsapp is one of the most famous application these days. It gained a mass following because it was different from traditional applications. It is one of a kind application on Play Store as well as iOS store. It has a lot of fans just because of its instant messaging feature and the ability to share media in chats.

Nonveg types of statuses appeal to a specific audience and make them laugh for sure. In this article we are trying to cover as much Dirty Whatsapp Jokes and Non Veg Whatsapp statuses that we can cover. You can send these messages to your friends or put as status and have a good laugh with everyone! And let me warn you before hand, this article is not meant for kids as well as those who are faint hearted. Proceed only if you think you have a good sense of humor and you can withstand these Non Veg Sexy Whatsapp Jokes.

Non-veg Whatsapp Status Ideas and Jokes

 

After sex- Boy: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise baby kahti hai.Girl: Ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise HIV AIDS kehti hai.

 

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “MypenIs,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”

Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison…

 

GFजानू आज कटप्पा बन जाओ नाBFमतलबGFमतलब यह कि.
:पीछे से मारो ना 

 

HIV AIDS awareness campaign –“Before you pump, cover your stump.Don’t be silly protect your bully..”

 

Wife : I want divorceHusband : Plz baby, Let the summer come.                                                                                                     

Girl:- शादी के बाद हमदोनों हनीमून पर दुबई चलेंगे ??Pappu :- बेबीहमें पानी निकालना है तेल नही.
 ***Blocked***

Relationship Status –My Right Hand told Me: – “Bhai, Girlfriend Bana Le Koi,Kab Tak Mujhe Se Kaam Chalayega”


A condom’s expiry date can be a manufacturing date for someone “….
That’s all…

 

Son: Dad, are mermaids lady or fish?
Dad: It depends, if you are horny or Hungry.                                                                                                  

 
Whatsapp also includes a feature that is called Status. Basically it is something that everyone is aware of but still if you don’t know about it then let me tell you that Whatsapp status allows you to write whatever you want to write on your profile and display it publicly. Now it totally depends on you what you want to write as your profile status. If you are a humorous guy then you can write a funny Whatsapp status, if you are a lady’s man then you can go for a love Whatsapp status or a romantic Whatsapp status. Above all, if you are a naughty guy then you should definitely opt for a non veg dirty Whatsapp status!
 
We have tried to put as many jokes and Whatsapp statuses that we could. If we missed out any then you can let us know about it in the comment section below. Also if you like this list of Whatsapp adult statuses then don’t forget to share it with your friends!

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