Non-veg Whatsapp Status Ideas and Jokes
After sex- Boy: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise baby kahti hai.Girl: Ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise HIV AIDS kehti hai.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “MypenIs,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison…
GF— जानू आज कटप्पा बन जाओ नाBF— मतलबGF—मतलब यह कि.
:पीछे से मारो ना
HIV AIDS awareness campaign –“Before you pump, cover your stump.Don’t be silly protect your bully..”
Wife : I want divorceHusband : Plz baby, Let the summer come.
Girl:- शादी के बाद हमदोनों हनीमून पर दुबई चलेंगे न ??Pappu :- बेबीहमें पानी निकालना है तेल नही.
Relationship Status –My Right Hand told Me: – “Bhai, Girlfriend Bana Le Koi,Kab Tak Mujhe Se Kaam Chalayega”
“A condom’s expiry date can be a manufacturing date for someone “….
Son: Dad, are mermaids lady or fish?
Dad: It depends, if you are horny or Hungry.
This post of mine has some great hindi non-veg sexy jokes and witty short liners to share on whatsapp in messages or on status updates, we have some really clever doable jokes shared in this post and it will defiantly laugh the person reading your status –
Whatsapp is one of the most famous application these days. It gained a mass following because it was different from traditional applications. It is one of a kind application on Play Store as well as iOS store. It has a lot of fans just because of its instant messaging feature and the ability to share media in chats.
Nonveg types of statuses appeal to a specific audience and make them laugh for sure. In this article we are trying to cover as much Dirty Whatsapp Jokes and Non Veg Whatsapp statuses that we can cover. You can send these messages to your friends or put as status and have a good laugh with everyone! And let me warn you before hand, this article is not meant for kids as well as those who are faint hearted. Proceed only if you think you have a good sense of humor and you can withstand these Non Veg Sexy Whatsapp Jokes.